I'm Hotter In Person. I Swear
I'm Hotter In Person. I Swear

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

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neilnevins:

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grimelords:

this is the only teletubbies actor on imdb with a picture, which is good because it gives you a good yardstick to let your imagination run wild with how terrifying all the others were

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

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automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

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radicat:

i cried a lot today.

impaire:

I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.

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subtle:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

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legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

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despairmakoto:

2n0wflake:

to this day i still don’t know what DS stands for

dual screen

youve ruined everything

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bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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charmancler:

when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade

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