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I'm Hotter In Person. I Swear

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 
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cuntology:

elleheart:

Me when someone calls my name….

talk about a perfect hairflip…
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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

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bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

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rhyse:

oh my god

scientifrick:

methtacular:

scientifrick:

"i wouldnt trade you for anything on this planet"

"okay but there are some really cool lizards on this planet”

lizards are creepy kylee

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stereksextape:

Apparently men don’t like skinny jeans because it leaves nothing to the imaginations?

What is there to imagine?

Yes, there are two legs there what else did you expect, tentacles?

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musiqchild007:

THIS IS ME
Can we talk about what a crime it is that Melissa McCarthy is probably never going to get a rich, serious, dramatic role?

andtherebyhangsatale:

Ugh.

I was forced to see Identity Thief this past weekend, which was pretty much as terrible as one would expect. What struck me, though, as I was suffering through it, was the quality of McCarthy’s performance, even when she was being totally under utilized as an…


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worb:

Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day

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vatican-cameos-sweetie:

piratesofthecaribbean:

Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.

Was there even a script for this film. Every time I see a post about PotC they are like ‘this wasn’t scripted’
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