I'm Hotter In Person. I Swear
I'm Hotter In Person. I Swear


i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg

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  • Always say yes to seeing friends
  • Eat breakfast every day
  • Recognize that positive change rarely happens overnight
  • Accept the fuck-ups, but try not to let them happen again
  • There is a song to remedy every situation on the planet
  • Appreciate the people in your life
  • Look for the good in everything
  • Try new things and try them often
  • Treat yourself as well as you treat others

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Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

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"I’m not good with people.
I have a habit of taking their hands,
walking down the street of happenstance
with (blind) trust between our fingers,
and making memories along the road.
I let them become a habit
and a part of my daily routine.
I take their words and keep them
sheltered and safe
in the walls of my mind.
I find life in their eyes and their smiles
and make it my skin,
shedding these layers of sadness
that have covered me for quite some time.
Eventually, I think this is my ultimate weakness.
It’s scary to open your ribcage,
allow your monsters to come out,
and let people in
because there is a possibility that
they’ll become monsters themselves,
trapped inside your chest.
(But I hope someday,
someone will take my hand
and be the habit I won’t have to try to unlearn,
the routine I won’t have to try to forget,
and the presence in my chest
that won’t turn into something
I’ll have to extract)."
- (NJ.)

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How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 


the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

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just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

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check out this picture of a floating head


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  • me on my dash:i swear to god i've never seen this post before yet somehow i've liked it already

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harry: lol not dating paige
paige: im dating harry :)
harry: what the fuck did i JUST say

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